Thursday, March 21, 2013

Downsizing

It's happening all across America, and yesterday it happened to me. I was downsized. Literally. I've been wearing the CB-6000. It's comfortable, mostly, though it is a smidgen big in some clothing. Some pants I just don't wear because I look like a '70's porn star, with my package and all. Remember that scene from Spinal Tap with the cucumber? Yeah. Maybe not that bad, but still enough for me to be self conscious. The problem I've had with chastity cages is that I'm a "grower not a show-er." My Keyholder would attest to this, and to my adequacy in the "on" position. But, in the "off" position, meh, not much to look at there. So, my Keyholder ordered me the CB-6000S. Notice the "S" on the end. As in "short." Yep. I was downsized. We received the "package" and my Keyholder instantly put it on me. It was surprisingly much shorter than I thought it would be. The net effect of the new, smaller cage is that when I get erect, the erection simply doesn't have anywhere to start, so the process never really gets going. I did notice slightly more bulging at the root, and a change in the ring to the next size up solved that. My Keyholder kept me in the belt all night to test it out. I've also worn it all day, and the consensus is that it is good. It is actually more comfortable than the bigger one. Part of this is because, I think, the bigger one allowed the erection to get going, which pushed the shaft up, which squeezed the balls, which hurt, as all ball-squeezing does. The newer, smaller cage doesn't allow that process to start--it simply stops the erection (or lessens it) before it starts. The downside is that the head tries to escape through the slit at the front, whereas before it didn't. Another upside: it's much easier to pee. I can even do it standing up (yay, me!). With the bigger cage, it was hard to line up the slit. Sometimes, this made for messes. The smaller cage seems to keep everything more together and lined up. Not to mention it is more unobtrusive under clothing. The take-away from all this is this: fitment is critical. It's important to get something that fits as close to your flaccid size as possible. And the other take-away is: I've got a new-ish, thoroughly cleaned, disinfected and autoclaved CB-6000 for sale, with all brand new rings and hardware. Any takers? All in all, the downsizing has been good. I'm now locked up for the foreseeable future. At least until my Keyholder comes back to town on Monday. In the meantime, I'll try to enjoy my smaller confines.

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